ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
I feel like we need some clarification
This is a Kimono (Japanese):
This is a Hanfu (Chinese):
This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):
This is a Hanbok (Korean):
THIS POST IS IMPORTANT.
It’s interesting to note that that the garments that have a cross over style when worn correctly are all worn with the left breast over the right.That is because these countries tend to wrap right over left when they are wrapping the dead.
Mun-Directed Questions About Roleplaying!
- If you had to change your character’s FC for one day, who would you pick?
- What drew you to rping this character?
- What’s something you like about how you write?
- What’s something you dislike about how you write or wish you were better at?
- What’s something about your character that you’d like if you had to spend time with them?
- What’s something about your character that you wouldn’t like if you had to spend time with them?
- What’s a negative thing about your character that you enjoy writing?
- What;s a similarly you have with your character?
- What’s a difference you have with your character?
- What’s the hardest thing for you to write?
- Do you think you’ve gotten better at writing anything or any type of thing or situation since you started writing this character (or roleplaying in general)?
- Why do you roleplay?
- Do you write fiction ever other than rping?
- Do you like fanfiction more or less than reading rp threads between characters?
- Do you like or dislike OC/Canon character interactions in principle?
- What’s your favorite thing about rping a canon character?
- What’s something you dislike about rping a canon character?
- What’s your favorite thing about rping an original character?
- What’s something you dislike about rping an original character?
- How much time do you spend roleplaying on average a week?
- Do you think about your threads and your character when you aren’t roleplaying? How and for how long on average?
- Do you like lots of headcanons or few?
- What’s your take on AUs?
- What’s your favorite AU?
- What’s your least favorite AU?
- What’s a ship you really like rping?
- What’s a ship you would never rp? For what reason?
- What do you like about roleplaying angst?
- What do you dislike about roleplaying angst?
- What do you like about roleplaying fluff?
- What do you dislike about roleplaying fluff?
- What do you like about roleplaying ships/romance?
- What do you dislike about roleplaying ships/romance?
- NSFW rp — yes or no? Why?
- Do you ever read other people’s NSFW rp threads? (be honest!)
- Do you ever read rp threads you aren’t involved in? What type of thread does it usually have to be to interest you?
- If you do read threads you aren’t in, do you usually let the other authors know, or keep it under your hat?
- Has a roleplayer ever changed your view on a character? If so, how? Good or bad? For better or for worse?
- Do you like to title threads or not?
- Do you like to plot or improv?
- Do you like to make open starters?
- Do you like to answer open starters?
- Do you usually prefer chat/short replies, or long/para/novella replies?
- What’s your favorite thing about rping a chat/short style thread?
- What’s your least favorite thing about rping a chat/short style thread?
- What’s your favorite thing about rping a long/para/novella style thread?
- What’s your least favorite thing about rping a long/para/novella style thread?
- Do you prefer gifs or icons when roleplaying? Or no FC at all?
- Do you roleplay with people whose characters aren’t from the same dimentional universe as yours? (For example, if your character is drawn or anime, will you RP with people who use actor face claims/play-bys?)
- What’s something you like about FCs/Play-Bys?
- What’s something you dislike about FCs/Play-Bys?
- What’s a trope or plot you think is overdone in roleplay?
- What’s a trope or plot you’ll never get sick of roleplaying?
- What’s a trope or plot you love but you’ve never gotten to roleplay or never gotten to roleplay in completion?
- What do you like to do as you reply to threads? Listen to music? Have TV on? Complete silence? Dark room? etc.
- How did you learn about roleplaying? How did you get started roleplaying yourself?
- What was your first roleplay character?
- What’s your newest roleplay character?
- What/Who is a character you think you would like to roleplay? What’s currently stopping you from roleplaying them?
- Who’s a roleplayer (or writer) you think you have learned a lot from?
prolly one of my most favorite openings of all time.
Let’s test your sexuality!
I got a four, what did you get?
I got a 6, lol.
I got a 6
I got… F? I failed the test?
I took it again just in case and it came out the same.
I got a 6! Surprised? I did not think so.
I got 0 lmao
I got an X LOL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
"I want to be a Runner."
the maze runner cast + dance